The Ever-Changing Alias Trees.

Elijah Jesse's the name. I go by EJay.

I am a fifteen year old who stands at 5'10, has little interest in video games, and sleeps on the lower bunk of his double deck bed.

Sometimes I wanna go to New Zealand. Sometimes I wanna fly. Sometimes I wanna see a dinosaur.

I'm weird. That's me. If you don't like it, I don't care.

UPLB 2011. BS Development Communication. Proud Isko. Proud Mindoreno.

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I am a male.

  • I am a girl
  • I am shorter than 5’4.
  • I have many scars.
  • I tan easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
  • I have a tattoo.
  • I want a tattoo. 
  • I am self-conscious about my body.
  • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. 
  • I have more than 2 piercings. 
  • I have a piercing in a place other than my ears
  • I have freckles.
  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve run away from home.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house. 
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want to have kids someday.
  • I’m in school.
  • I’ve lost a child.
  • I have a job. 
  • I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
  • I always do/did my homework.
  • I’ve missed a week or more of school.
  • I failed more than 1 class last year.
  • I’ve stolen something from my job. 
  • I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
  • Disney movies still make me cry.
  • I’ve peed from laughing. 
  • I’ve snorted while laughing.
  • I’ve cried from laughing so hard.
  • I’ve glued my hand to something.
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public.
  • I was born with a disease/impairment.
  • I’ve broken a bone.
  • I’ve gotten stitches/staples.
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. 
  • I had a serious surgery. 
  • I’ve had chicken pox. 
  • I’ve had measles.
  • I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been to Canada. 
  • I’ve been to Mexico. 
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Japan.
  • I’ve been to Africa.
  • I’ve been to Hawaii.
  • I’ve gotten lost in my city.
  • I’ve seen a shooting star.
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
  • I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
  • I’ve been to a casino.
  • I’ve been skydiving.
  • I’ve gone skinny dipping. 
  • I’ve played spin the bottle.                                       
  • I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
  • I’ve crashed a car.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a play.
  • I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve seen the Northern lights.
  • I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
  • I’ve played chicken.
  • I’ve played a prank on someone
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.
  • I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  • I’ve eaten sushi.
  • I’ve been snowboarding.
  • I’m single
  • I’m in a “it’s complicated” relationship.
  • I’m in a relationship. 
  • I’m engaged.
  • I’m married.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date.
  • I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
  • I miss someone right now.
  • I have a fear of abandonment.
  • I’ve gotten divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
  • I’ve had a crush on a teacher. 
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain.
  • I’ve hugged a stranger.
  • I have kissed a stranger.
  • I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve snuck out of my house.
  • I have lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I am keeping a secret from the world.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game. 
  • I’ve cheated on a test. 
  • I’ve ran a red light.
  • I’ve been suspended from school.
  • I’ve witnessed a crime.
  • I’ve been in a fist fight.
  • I’ve been arrested. 
  • I’ve passed out from drinking.
  • I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’ve smoked weed. 
  • I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
  • I’ve eaten mushrooms.
  • I’ve popped E.
  • I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
  • I’ve done hard drugs.
  • I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
  • I have 3 pills at a time no problem. 
  • I have been diagnosed with depression.
  • I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorders.
  • I’ve taken an anti-depressant.
  • I have been anorexic or bulimic
  • I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
  • I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
  • I’ve woken up crying.
  • I’m afraid of dying.
  • I hate funerals.
  • I’ve seen someone dying.
  • Someone close to me has committed suicide
  • I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
  • I own over 5 rap CDs.
  • I own an IPod or an MP3 player.
  • I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. 
  • I own something from Hot Topic.
  • I own something from Pac Sun.
  • I collect comic books. 

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Right. All of YOU, YES YOU. RIGHT NOW, STOP SCROLLING. Look at this photo? If you feel nothing after this photo.. well I just don’t know what you are. I want all of you to reblog this, it doesn’t matter if it’s not your ‘theme’. This is the most beautiful photo I’ve ever seen, I tear up looking at it. It’s not gonna fucking make people unfollow you and it won’t make your blog ‘uncool’. Just have a heart.

such a beautiful photo.
~tears.

how lovely soo touching… 
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Reblog if you’re a Proud Filipino ♥
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